I received some photos of me during the January of 2009, and in the photos I saw a beautiful man wearing his arrogant expression, clearly standing out from the crowd with that beautiful face.
Then I went to the mirror, and wanted to puke at the reflection. The chiseled cheek bones, immaculate eyebrows, masculine jawline, plumb lips, and that porcelain skin. I could hardly believe that face belonged to the same body.
My injuries has rendered me to an inactive lifestyle, and taken away my superior physical abilities which made me dominant. So I just sat there admiring the photos, twenty minutes, maybe an hour. Definitely longer than the photo of that bleeding dead girl that I found to be unusually sexy.
Today I must have spent 3 hours in my room stretching, doing push ups, sit ups, struggling pathetically to finish every last repetition. I used to be able to pump off 75 perfect push ups in one breath..now I can just make thirty at a time. I'm afraid of going out for a jog, my knees may fail me again and it could be another month in the chair. My Back still hurts. I bought a pack of Belmonts last week and smoked about six so far, I don't know how my cardiovascular has held up, or if its held up at all. I went from successfully completing the second toughest course the Canadian Military can dish out, to someone who is afraid to be seen in public because of his puffy face.
This Saturday is Julie and Jocelyn's birthday, and I don't have anything to match a fatbody. So I will be spending 4 hours today in the push up position. I've done it before, and it thins my face out to the point where it would raise no suspicion. And obviously strictly protein only meals. Good thing my body can deflate like a balloon, unhealthy..but convenient.
The journey of regaining my perfect body, and most importantly my beautiful face begins today. I know I will have reached my goal when people start to mistake me for a Korean popstar again.
I might even consider fucking Beijing girl to expedite this whole process....dunno...teasing her is way too much fun.
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